Jersey Shore

Listen, these idiots on the show are the exception not the rule at the shore. We used to call guys like these "benny's". I'm almost positive they are from Staten Island, NY which is the absolute fucking worst. Now, that being said, when we had shore house did we have one or two of these guys around for comedy? Absolutely. Johnny Brecks comes to mind. I remember how he used to tell me that my body looked "awright" but I needed to work on my pecs. I still do I guess. Haha.